- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Michael Brown

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

The dewey decimal system

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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