- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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