- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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