Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Feminism

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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