why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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