drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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you give like i give lomain

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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