- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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