- Anti Joke

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization