Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

penis

black people

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

wenis

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

identical jokes get different votes.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

women's rights

Anti Joke

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