Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

whats worse than gill? nothing

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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