- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Your Mother

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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