What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

I just threw up..In my pants.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A mormon walks into a bar.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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