- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

Robert Mugabe.

what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

hey hey apple

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Face...the other white meat!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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