Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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