- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Women's rights

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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