- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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