Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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