An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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John Cena

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Feminism

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Ben Affleck

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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What's red and a cow? Red cow

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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