- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

i have yougurt mit traktor

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

My Butthole.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??