Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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The philosophy professor decided to isolate himself in his closet until he figured out the meaning of life. After ten years, he had done it. He came out of isolation and immediately found one of his former colleagues on campus. He said, "I've discovered the meaning of life!" The colleague said, "Ok, what is it?" The professor said, "Life is like a bridge." The colleague said, "How so?" After a few moments, the professor nodded and said, "Yea, I guess you're right."

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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