Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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