Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Why? Why not?

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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