Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Face...tastes like chicken!

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

no really what are ur names?

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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