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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Tilt your screen back

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

don't just stand there

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Obama walks into a hospital....

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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