- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

it's funny because it's funny

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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