Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

civil rights

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

Llamaworm

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why do fat people commit suicide

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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