- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Yo mama's fat.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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