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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

your face is kinda funny

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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