- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

an american walks out of a strip club.

View Terms of Service

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Women's Rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??