- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

breasts

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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