Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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