roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Title IX

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

BIG MAC'S

Rush Limbaugh

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's two plus two? Window

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