- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

whats my name? Matt

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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