Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Homosexualism is so gay man

Robin get in the batmobile!

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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