My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

A man walks into a bar

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Women's Rights.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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