- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What did death say to life? Go die

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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