- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why was the man sad? his wife died

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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