Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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oh hey.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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