- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What does two plus two equal? 4

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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