- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

robin, get in the car.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Ms Leong Sux

knock knock There's no door

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

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