Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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