Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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69

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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