- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A woman wears a dress.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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