Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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it's funny because it's funny

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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