- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is white and long? A New York winter

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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