- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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