- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

women's rights.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A car walks into a bar.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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