- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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