- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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