- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

The Morman Religion.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

13 =B you just learned something

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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