- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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