- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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