who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

White NBA players.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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