A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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Daniel is a fag

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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