~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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