- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?