How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

You should read the Terms of Service.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A black man walks out of a police station

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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