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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

A man died.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

okay so theres this guy.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

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