- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

diarrhea.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??