why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Poop

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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