A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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