- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's 2+2? Fish

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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