An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

your face

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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