what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

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