Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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