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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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