- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

whats black and strange a paki

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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