What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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Get it? More.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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