- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

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