Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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