- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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