- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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