- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Jebron Lames.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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