Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A black man has a job.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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