- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

a man makes a bad joke

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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