why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

A man walks into a bar

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Jewwy Jewstein

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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