- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Matthew Baker

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Homosexualism is so gay man

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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