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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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