What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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