- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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