why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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