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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck