Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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He--Hey guys

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Your mam is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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