Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Canadians

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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