are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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