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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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