What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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ok

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Tall asians

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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