- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Racial Equality

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

your face

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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