Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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