- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A woman wears a dress.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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