I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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