- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Bob Saget that is all

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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