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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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