Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Dude man, I'm high...

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

The game.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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