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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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