- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

Bob Saget that is all

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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