Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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